Category Archives: 100% Evil

This Shit Practically Writes Itself; or, Only 20 Units To Go!

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

So, right on time comes Thomas Friedman, ‘The Mustache of Understanding’ as he’s known in the liberal blogosphere, to back up the assertions of my last two posts.  As one of the people that I specifically cited as complicit, as … Continue reading →

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The Single Greatest Mistake In American History? The Single Greatest Mistake In American History.

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

This week is the 10-year anniversary of the onset of the single greatest mistake in American history, the Iraq War.  It lasted a couple years longer than WWII, and besides the number of lives lost for no reason other than … Continue reading →

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Breaking Shit as Feature, Not Bug; or, How I Am So Very Tired of Republican Bullshit, and That’s Also Feature, Not Bug with an Extra Bonus Dystopian Cherry on Top

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

So, like every single minute of every single day, Republicans are out there breaking shit, or trying to break shit. You got an abortion restriction amendment here, and a voter restriction amendment there, all unconstitutional, and all from the party … Continue reading →

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Prepare Now for the Inevitable Robot Uprising … and Do Not Forget to Purchase Robot Insurance

Posted on May 12, 2012 by the Madd Profit
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Time to Make the Santorum

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Checkpoint Charley

Until this jerkoff is publicly humiliated as the bearer of false witness (read: lying motherfucker), hypocrite, sanctimonious prig, home-schooled, socially retarded, lobbyist dick sucking piece of shit abortion that he is, tarred and feathered, ridden out of town on a … Continue reading →

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Today’s Lack of Content Brought to You By Idiotic Laws

Posted on January 18, 2012 by the Madd Profit
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National Funeral Committee Wants Tanks, Guns

Posted on December 19, 2011 by the Madd Profit

So, I am reading this article on CNN about the death of Kim Jong Il and sort of floating in the middle of the article is this super-odd quote: “We should increase the country’s military capability in every way to … Continue reading →

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When the Revolution Comes, These Fuckers Will Be First Against the Wall

Posted on September 16, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

List of the speculators who drove the price of oil to record heights in 2008, via Thinkprogress, which, if presented as a venn diagram with the other circle being ‘Those responsible for collapsing the world economy in 2008′, the diagram … Continue reading →

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The Devil Charges $1.80 for Each Additional Mile

Posted on June 19, 2011 by the Madd Profit

I was annoyed while driving in Chicago one day because a some fucking taxi was riding my ass through several turns. When he finally passed me up and we were caught at the next red light I noticed the cab … Continue reading →

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