Category Archives: Corpses

The Single Greatest Mistake In American History? The Single Greatest Mistake In American History.

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

This week is the 10-year anniversary of the onset of the single greatest mistake in American history, the Iraq War.  It lasted a couple years longer than WWII, and besides the number of lives lost for no reason other than … Continue reading →

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Prepare Now for the Inevitable Robot Uprising … and Do Not Forget to Purchase Robot Insurance

Posted on May 12, 2012 by the Madd Profit
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National Funeral Committee Wants Tanks, Guns

Posted on December 19, 2011 by the Madd Profit

So, I am reading this article on CNN about the death of Kim Jong Il and sort of floating in the middle of the article is this super-odd quote: “We should increase the country’s military capability in every way to … Continue reading →

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The Limits of Couch Potato Education

Posted on November 11, 2011 by the Madd Profit

One of the great promises of the explosion of television choices with the arrival of cable television was the expanded educational potential. As hard as it is to talk about education and television in the same sentence this has to … Continue reading →

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When the Revolution Comes, These Fuckers Will Be First Against the Wall

Posted on September 16, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

List of the speculators who drove the price of oil to record heights in 2008, via Thinkprogress, which, if presented as a venn diagram with the other circle being ‘Those responsible for collapsing the world economy in 2008′, the diagram … Continue reading →

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Chicago Baseball, Feel It! (ok, that’s enough, I wanna stop feeling it now)

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Speaking of baseball, I was going to publicly declare both the Cubs’ and Sox’ seasons over for some time now, all dressed up with clever turns of phrase and pretty pictures, but it barely even seems worth it. This is … Continue reading →

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Heh, Heh, He Said Weiner

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Representative Anthony Weiner resigned this past week, as you all know, because penis. Weiner’s career in the House as an outspoken defender of the little guy will gather dust in the corner of our collective minds, and eventually be forgotten … Continue reading →

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Let’s Talk Game of Thrones!

Posted on June 8, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Look, but don’t touch; this girl is a badass. She eats horse hearts for breakfast. Fire cannot harm her. Dragon blood courses through her veins, and the Stallion that will mount the world nurtures in her womb. If that’s not … Continue reading →

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It’s All About Incongruity, My Homies!

Posted on June 5, 2011 by the Madd Profit

So in comedy there is a form called INCONGRUITY that involves the pairing of opposites or contrasts. Here are two completely awesome examples that use gangsta rap soundtracks over video that would never be described as “hardcore” anything.

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Pick-Me-Up Post of the Day: Suicide

Posted on June 5, 2011 by the Madd Profit

So, recent numbers in a new Gallup poll on what Americans find morally acceptable has been getting some attention because it shows greater acceptance for polygamy (11%) than adultery (7%). However, the numbers I found harder to understand was that … Continue reading →

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Rapturrific

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

So, what’s his name, the rapture guy, now says that the rapture will occur in October. Can we get a picture of him up here? Haha, there he is! Who wouldn’t trust this guy? His math was a little off, … Continue reading →

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Anything in the News Lately?

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Sooo…have I missed anything the last few weeks?  Probably nothing, right?  Same shit, different day, you know how it is.  What’s that?  Obama released his birth certificate?  Oh, that’s cool, I guess.  Didn’t he do that like two years ago?  … Continue reading →

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Don’t Hide Your Corpse in Arkansas

Posted on April 21, 2011 by the Madd Profit

I am hoping there is some justified reason for this but Arkansas recently enacted a new law that makes it a class C felony to conceal a corpse. Don’t fret, some concealed corpses will remain legal — Only corpses concealed … Continue reading →

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