Category Archives: Epiphany

Awesome Juxtaposition of OWS, Holiday Shoppers

Posted on December 3, 2011 by the Madd Profit
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The Beginning of the End of Democracy?

Posted on November 9, 2011 by the Madd Profit

The EU debt crisis seems to be a real test of whether people believe in the concept of democracy — funny that it began where democracy also began. It was troubling to see markets worldwide freak out that Greek voters … Continue reading →

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Signs of the Impending Financial Hobo-pocalypse

Posted on August 10, 2011 by the Madd Profit

Forget debt ceilings and stock market declines, here is the real sign of the Hobo-pocalyse we face: 1. Moo & Oink faces liquidation. 2. A Heisman ring ain’t worth what it used to be.

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Coffee and Cigarettes, an Olio: Derek Jeter’s Dick Move Is Everything that Is Wrong In America edition

Posted on July 14, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

It’s been a couple weeks since anything happened here at Hijcked Signal, huh. Madd Profit has apparently abandoned ship, and yours truly staggered on with a couple of half-assed video posts until the 4th, which apparently was a little too … Continue reading →

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Game of Thrones and Beer: Super Twin Powers Activate!

Posted on June 25, 2011 by the Madd Profit

Sadly, the first season of Game of Thrones has ended. In poking around the internets and thinking about what I could post about the show without giving away spoilers, I discovered there was no point because someone had already posted … Continue reading →

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The Devil Charges $1.80 for Each Additional Mile

Posted on June 19, 2011 by the Madd Profit

I was annoyed while driving in Chicago one day because a some fucking taxi was riding my ass through several turns. When he finally passed me up and we were caught at the next red light I noticed the cab … Continue reading →

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File Under ‘N’

Posted on June 14, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

For ‘No Shit, Sherlock’: Homophobic men most aroused by gay male porn. Besides men honest enough with themselves and their friends and families to come out, of course. I’m no psychologist, but…this is a well-known fact, right? Another scientific study … Continue reading →

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Thumbs Up for Rock and Roll

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Boy learns how to ride bicycle unlocks secrets of the universe: Hold on to that feeling, kid, don’t ever let it go.

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