Category Archives: He’s Got a Graph!

I’ll Give You My Unhappiness When You Can Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands

Posted on March 16, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

So, everyone knows that Buzzfeed is this ridiculous site where they have lists of gifs of ‘the cutest puppies in America’, and ‘reasons why Beyonce is the super-coolest’ and whatever random bullshit their writers can come up with as clickbait. … Continue reading →

Posted in Factoid, He's Got a Graph!, History Lessons, Idiots Abound, Oh My God, Robots, Zombies | 8 Comments

Breaking Shit as Feature, Not Bug; or, How I Am So Very Tired of Republican Bullshit, and That’s Also Feature, Not Bug with an Extra Bonus Dystopian Cherry on Top

Posted on March 9, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

So, like every single minute of every single day, Republicans are out there breaking shit, or trying to break shit. You got an abortion restriction amendment here, and a voter restriction amendment there, all unconstitutional, and all from the party … Continue reading →

Posted in 100% Evil, Douche-Baggery, Global Disasters, He's Got a Graph!, History Lessons, Idiots Abound, Journalism, No Shit Sherlock, Opiate of the Masses, Politics, Pork, Pranksterism | Comments Off

When the Revolution Comes, These Fuckers Will Be First Against the Wall

Posted on September 16, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

List of the speculators who drove the price of oil to record heights in 2008, via Thinkprogress, which, if presented as a venn diagram with the other circle being ‘Those responsible for collapsing the world economy in 2008′, the diagram … Continue reading →

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Pew, Pew, Pew … Pie Chart to the Face! (alt title: Another Reason to Use the “He’s Got a Graph!” Topic Category)

Posted on June 25, 2011 by the Madd Profit
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Oh, My God, He’s Got a Graph!

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Ok, I’m entirely sick of this argument, but I’ll be damned if any slopes get their greasy yellow hands on my boy’s birthright I let Profit get the last word in on this.

Posted in He's Got a Graph!, Journalism, PointerCount, Preat the Mess, the internets | 4 Comments