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This Shit Practically Writes Itself; or, Only 20 Units To Go!

So, right on time comes Thomas Friedman, ‘The Mustache of Understanding’ as he’s known in the liberal blogosphere, to back up the assertions of my last two posts.  As one of the people that I specifically cited as complicit, as … Continue reading

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Pew, Pew, Pew … Pie Chart to the Face! (alt title: Another Reason to Use the “He’s Got a Graph!” Topic Category)

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Oh, My God, He’s Got a Graph!

Ok, I’m entirely sick of this argument, but I’ll be damned if any slopes get their greasy yellow hands on my boy’s birthright I let Profit get the last word in on this.

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Pew, Pew, Pew … Take That Checkpoint!

via Pew Research Center: Internet Gains on Television as Public’s Main News Source I hesitate to write a whole post on this instead of just a comment (but I thought a graphic would make my point best). Anyway, Checkpoint stated:

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Oh That Madd Profit, Such a Lawyer

You know the expression “For argument’s sake”? Every time that someone utters that phrase, he owes Madd Profit a dollar. ‘Cuz Profit’s got it trademarked. badabing! Madd Profit? More like Madd Sophist, ya know what I mean? Madd Profit just … Continue reading

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LeBron James is Still Better than You

After being defeated by the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA finals on Sunday, LeBron James had a few words for his critics: “…at the end of the day, all the people that were rooting on me to fail, at the … Continue reading

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Ugh, and Now on the Blogroll?

It was bad enough when the Madd Profit cited Sullivan in a post the other day, but now, he’s taken that extra step and added him to the blogroll. It is imperative that you know that it was not I … Continue reading

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Hey, Warmer Weather in Chicago is Great and All…

A couple of months ago, the Madd Profit and I went to see the Mountain Goats at the Vic. It was a good show, I was just amazed to see John Darnielle in person. Yes, he is a mortal man … Continue reading

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Madd Profit, You Ignorant Slut

With the earthquake, and the tsunami, and the nuclear plants on fire, and the tens of thousands of people dead, and the volcano erupting, and the other nuclear plants exploding, and the tens of thousands of people missing, and the … Continue reading

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