Category Archives: Preat the Mess

This Shit Practically Writes Itself; or, Only 20 Units To Go!

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

So, right on time comes Thomas Friedman, ‘The Mustache of Understanding’ as he’s known in the liberal blogosphere, to back up the assertions of my last two posts.  As one of the people that I specifically cited as complicit, as … Continue reading →

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The Single Greatest Mistake In American History? The Single Greatest Mistake In American History.

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Checkpoint Charley

This week is the 10-year anniversary of the onset of the single greatest mistake in American history, the Iraq War.  It lasted a couple years longer than WWII, and besides the number of lives lost for no reason other than … Continue reading →

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The Herman Cain Issue, WTF!

Posted on November 9, 2011 by the Madd Profit

No, this isn’t a post directly about the accusation that he sexually harassed women — although it is related. What pisses me off most is the media’s treatment of him as a candidate. It’s not that they are too pro-Herman … Continue reading →

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Oh, My God, He’s Got a Graph!

Posted on June 23, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Ok, I’m entirely sick of this argument, but I’ll be damned if any slopes get their greasy yellow hands on my boy’s birthright I let Profit get the last word in on this.

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Oh That Madd Profit, Such a Lawyer

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

You know the expression “For argument’s sake”? Every time that someone utters that phrase, he owes Madd Profit a dollar. ‘Cuz Profit’s got it trademarked. badabing! Madd Profit? More like Madd Sophist, ya know what I mean? Madd Profit just … Continue reading →

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Heh, Heh, He Said Weiner

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Checkpoint Charley

Representative Anthony Weiner resigned this past week, as you all know, because penis. Weiner’s career in the House as an outspoken defender of the little guy will gather dust in the corner of our collective minds, and eventually be forgotten … Continue reading →

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